Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Still haven't worked up the energy to hunt down my comments or archives. I'm a lazy blog human.
So to elaborate on swan wrangling day last week. These people, specifically two guys in a john boat with a trolling motor, were racing around the pond outside my window with a net on a stick and were wrangling up the swans. Apparently my co-worker actually saw a truck the other day on the Expressway that said Swan Removal Service. A quick google search reveals nothing about this service. I've found mole (ground or face I'm not sure), laser hair removal, a Mr. Swan being removed from sort of office. No swan removal service. The swans seemed happy enough. They had about five baby swans who, despite their downy color were already as big as their parents. They went into the cardboard box without a fight. The daddy swan kept leading the boat in circles. It was actually quite amusing.

We are all wondering if the swans will be back in 6 months when the earth begins to thaw. We are also wondering if there is big barn of swans somewhere out there. Where do swans vacation exactly?

This past weekend I went to the anti-abortion corn maze in Crest Hill, IL. I found the maze to be fun, but wondered what kind of message they are sending by also having a haunted house and preaching with weird messages. I wonder what the undead might think about this.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

My blog is totally screwed up and I don't have the patience to fix it right now for some reason. I don't have comments coming up, my archives are missing, probably kidnapped.
It is swan wrangling day at work and I feel wrangled myself!

Monday, October 01, 2007

Ah, Asheville... For too long you and I have not crossed paths. I have driven by you many times on my way to the old religious pastures of my youth. (That's Montreat, for those of you that don't know.) M & I flew to Greenville, SC and drove the hour to Asheville this weekend. It was definitely a fun time. When we returned to the airport this morning I had a hard time believing that we had techinically been gone less than 48 hours (just a smidge shy of it by like, 45 minutes). It is hard to believe in the past two days I've had Chick-Fila & Sonic (We miss things we're used to when we're taken out of our environment. "we" meaning me and the "environment" being the South where there is good chicken and Cherry Limeades).

I have seen Biltmore Estate, petted a Merino sheep and young goat, watched smelly hippies prostletizing in a park, seen a window exhibit on Jewish families of Asheville, seen a girl with the word: HOMO tatooed on her pretty arm, bought a book at an independent bookstore and seen more happy dogs than I can count. We also drove to the top of Mt. Pisgah via the Blue Ridge Parkway and got M some new shoes at the Mast General Store. We weren't ableto actually find the waterfall hike we had planned on taking and in the end we find a wiggledy road and went over some mountains, through some valleys and over some rivers.

The Biltmore Estate was interesting and ostentatious. Even stranger is the guy, George Vanderbilt, is buried in Staten Island along with the other Vanderbilts. I somehow need to examine this undiscovered richness of M's old stomping ground as it is a mystery to me. The estate itself is very European, no doubt about that. I wonder what the folks of North Carolina thought about it when it was built in 1895. It had to be something like no one had ever seen and it amazes me that it was occupied for as little time as it was. There were so many rooms on display that most of them are a real blur now. Back last year my Mom took a rooftop tour and thought that was really neat. We didn't do any extras or even stop at the winery. We did pet the farm animals and see a girl clog at the farm. However, I think M wants to put a bowling alley in the basement. Oh dear!

I know I talk about food a lot here, but I did want to give a big round of applause to the Tupelo Honey Cafe. We were the last people seated before they closed Sunday afternoon, we had a great wait person and the food was delicious. Just a few items to enjoy about them:
*Instead of a pickle, they serve a pickled okra pod
*They served biscuits with jam and butter instead of regular plain old bread
*They have sweet tea (Well, every place did, but theirs was extra yummy)
*Blacked fish on grits
*Honey on the table
*They get their honey from the Smiley Apiary
*Go there. You won't be sorry!